The Lyrics

I had a request for the lyrics to the song from below. Here they are.


The Non-Hunter's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
A cartridge in an Uzi

On the second day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
2 hand grenades

On the third day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
3 Land mines

On the fourth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
4 Sherman tanks

On the fifth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
5 Throwing stars

On the sixth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
6 blades a-switching

On the seventh day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
7 rifles sniping

On the eighth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
8 Rockets launching

On the ninth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
9 bombs exploding

On the tenth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
10 crossbows aiming

On the eleventh day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
11 Fixed winged aircraft

On the twelfth day of Christmas the hunting store gave me
12 death ray machines